People who get me know this... I have an absurd sense of humor !

My career path... theatre and film !

My spirituality... is individual !

My relationship status... Single !

My relationship saga... never been serious !

My political leanings... swing voter !

My political views... green !

A link to great art... http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/61/77161-050-723D3EFA.jpg !

A link to funny video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ju75XsCO4o !

A great song... Somebody's Baby !

An awful song... American Pie by Don McLean !

A great movie... The Brown Bunny by Vincent Gallo !

An awful movie... Inglourious Basterds !

A great book... The Old Man and the Sea !

An awful book... Lord of the Flies !

A great company... JVC !

An awful company... KFC !

Delicious food... trail mix !

Terrible food... animal parts !

A great website... http://www.wikipedia.org !

An awful website... http://www.coreyhaim.us !

A great person... MLK Jr. !

An awful person... Hitler !

Proudest thing I ever did... succeeded and failed on my own terms !

Best time I ever had... traveling !

Worst time I ever had... letting the girl slip away !

What Ive been up to lately... making movies !

What drives me crazy... self-righteous people with closed minds !

What makes me glad to be alive... cool summer nights in the country with a cold drink in my hand, on a porch or in a motor vehicle !

I believe this... caring about something can be a positive experience !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... I may have been Mexican or Native American in a previous incarnation !

Gender... Male !