People who get me know this... I am a good and evil person !

My career path... retirement !

My spirituality... confusion !

Letters after my name... No, what letters after my name??? !

My relationship status... Married !

My relationship saga... 2 marriages, 2 mistakes !

My political leanings... far right !

My political views... discipline, law & order !

A great song... Anything by Van Halen !

An awful song... Anything Mexican or Christian !

A great movie... Halloween, Saw, anything on Lifetime Movie Network !

An awful movie... Foreign films, musicals, anything sci-fi !

A great book... any Robert Ludlum book !

An awful book... Phone book - pretty boring reading material !

A great company... There are none !

An awful company... Most are !

Delicious food... Taco Bell, Italian, Greek !

Terrible food... Korean, Nutri-System !

A great website... http://surveycentral.org !

A great person... Arnie !

An awful person... anyone from the Middle East !

Proudest thing I ever did... Not much !

Best time I ever had... Disneyland !

Worst time I ever had... 25 years of marriage !

What Ive been up to lately... life of boredom, crime and avoiding creditors !

What drives me crazy... tangled up clothes hangers !

What makes me glad to be alive... my cats !

I believe this... life is over-rated. What's the purpose? !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... dirty old white man !

Gender... Male !