My career path... mascotology with the hope of becoming the new chuck e. cheese. !

My spirituality... What thou avoidest suffering thyself seek not to impose on others. !

Letters after my name... Esq. !

My relationship status... Single !

My political leanings... slightly left !

A link to great art... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Magritte_TheSonOfMan.jpg !

A link to funny video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXY_8cJlGMc !

A great movie... Donnie Darko !

A great book... Catcher in the Rye !

Delicious food... Indian !

Terrible food... Fast Food !

A great website... http://www.slashdot.org/ !

An awful website... http://www.cnn.com/ !

A great person... Sir Winston Churchill !

An awful person... Thomas Jefferson, John Admas, Benjamin Franklin !

Proudest thing I ever did... Yelled at some people who littered. !

Best time I ever had... Getting a photocopy of my passport notarized by a completely senile solicitor. !

What Ive been up to lately... eating. !

What drives me crazy... little things. !

What makes me glad to be alive... air. !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... Scottish !

Gender... Male !