People who get me know this... He's probably joking. !

My career path... Up. !

My spirituality... Delenda est deus. !

Letters after my name... C'mon... !

My relationship status... Single !

My relationship saga... How can we fool 'em today? !

My political leanings... far right !

My political views... Panem et circenses. !

A link to my other profile... http://You could try Googling "pedant." Or "pederast." Either way, it'd be more interesting. !

A link to great art... http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/fnart/art/19th/painting/renoir005.jpg !

A link to funny video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ !

A great song... "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel !

An awful song... There are too many to mention. !

A great movie... "Life Stinks" !

An awful movie... "Pan's Labyrinth" !

A great book... The dictionary. !

An awful book... The Da Vinci Code !

A great company... Gevalia !

An awful company... Apple !

Delicious food... Crepes. !

Terrible food... Refried beans. !

A great website... http://www.drudgereport.com/ !

An awful website... http://www.imdb.com/ !

A great person... Marcus Aurelius !

An awful person... Aristotle !

Proudest thing I ever did... Beat my Dad at chess. !

Best time I ever had... Birthday party at "Medieval Times" (I was a kid). !

Worst time I ever had... Every breakup, ever. !

What Ive been up to lately... Not bloody much, if I'm writing this, here. !

What drives me crazy... Stupid people. Loud noises. Impatient people. My idiotic neighbor screaming, "$#@^!" at the t.v. Television commercials. !

What makes me glad to be alive... Oxygen. Music. Beauty. Armagnac & cigars. !

I believe this... There is no law beyond Do what thou wilt. !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... American Samoan. !

Gender... Male !