People who get me know this... 98% of what comes out of my mouth is a joke. A majority of which will inevitably fall upon deaf ears or piss someone off. I get embarassed easily by raunchy comments. I'm really outgoing, but reserved at times. !

My career path... Ideally pharmaceutical sales or working at a primate sanctuary/rehabilitation center. !

My spirituality... agnostic !

Letters after my name... huh? !

My relationship status... Single !

My relationship saga... Seemingly uneventful. It takes a lot for me to date someone exclusively. !

My political leanings... slightly right !

My political views... I tend to be more on the conservative end of the spectrum. I always joke that I'm the liberal republican. !

A link to my other profile... http://www.myspace.com/mmmmorgan !

A great song... Bossy !

An awful song... Hmm..that's a toughy..I like almost every kind of music. !

A great movie... Office Space !

An awful movie... Anything sad or sappy !

A great book... I hope they serve beer in hell !

An awful book... I don't like any book that has a sad ending !

Delicious food... anything spicy! !

Terrible food... dairy...oh gag me! !

A great website... http://www.pogo.com !

A great person... My parents !

An awful person... Hillary Clinton !

Proudest thing I ever did... Ask me in May when I graduate from college :) !

Best time I ever had... Trip to vegas for my best friends bachelorette party. !

Worst time I ever had... One word: Mono. !

What Ive been up to lately... Lots of school and working a ton. Volunteering at the zoo and sleeping when I find the time! !

What drives me crazy... Slow drivers, slow people at the self checkout, leftover time on the microwave, mouth noises !

What makes me glad to be alive... my family, my dogs, my friends, and good laughs !

I believe this... people are responsible for their own success and failure !

My ethnicity as others define it... Caucasian, European, European-American !

My ethnicity as I define it... the whitest girl on the block !

Gender... Female !